Episodic TV; you can barely move
without stepping in some of it nowadays. Having said that, we really shouldn't
complain if only because the alternatives don't bear thinking about. There are
many, many horrifying, tasteless and self-debasing things I would rather
subject myself to than watch the seemingly endless streams of so-called talent
shows, reality TV devoid of anything remotely real or honest or purported
survival contests where the general public nominally decide the fate of those
involved by paying a weekly sum of money directly to the production company via
the twin media of stupidity and a mobile phone connection. Faced with the
prospect of filling my eyes with lemon-soaked iron filings, I usually opt for
the safer, more hygienic option of avoiding them at all costs and then
bemoaning how indescribably horrible they are.
Every
once in a while though, one or another of the streaming services hits the nail
squarely on the head (not in terms of reality shows, the only thing they need
on the head is a bolt gun). You can drone on and on about Game of Thrones if
you want, or The Walking Dead if you're absolutely determined on sedating
someone for any number of nefarious purposes, but if I ever find myself with 20
odd hours of free time, I'm probably not looking to fill it by staring fixedly
at a television for the best part of an entire day. Netflix smashed it out of
the park with Stranger Things (eight episodes and out for Season 1, an
extravagant nine in season 2) and now SyFy got in on the short form act
with 8 episodes of gleeful and barely contained chaos in the form of Happy!
If
you've never read any of Grant Morrison's comics, you might be taken a little
off guard by the sheer levels of violence and irreverence but if you've read
any of his Invisibles books, you're in the right ballpark. It's not every story
that starts out with its hero daydreaming about blowing his own brains out and
somehow turning into a psychedelic disco number like Saturday Night Fever
except the fever is some sort of horrible narcotic induced sensory overload and
he's going to wake up smelling the slightly off meat stench of his brain frying
in his skull. That's how we meet Nick Sax in the toilet of the watering hole
that really doesn't want him there and it just gets more and more bizarre with
every moment. Sax is not only a horrendous reprobate, but he also appears to be
the smartest guy in the room as well as a bona fide killing machine. Imagine if
you will, John Wick had turned to booze, developed angina and fired his tailor
once his dog died and you're somewhere in the right region. Within the first 10
minutes or so there are four dead gangsters, a hooker covered in someone else's
blood and the wanton consumption of seriously unhealthy levels of prescription
medication. This is all before Happy the talking blue horse/unicorn/Pegasus
turns up; the imaginary friend of little girl who's been kidnapped by a
grim-looking Santa who need Sax to help find her. At this point if you aren't
replicating Sax's very puzzled expressions you probably know something I don't.
The
beauty of Happy! for me is that it doesn't take itself in the least bit
seriously. Nick is an antihero of the highest order, grizzled and imperfect as
a human but also prone to well-timed pratfalls and Tom and Jerry style
slapstick; Sax's quizzically proud face when he realises that the ballet trophy
he just impaled a guy with gained his daughter a first place is priceless.
There are almost no real good guys. Sax is a disgraced ex-cop turned hit man
with a failed marriage, a failing heart and an unfailing dependency on all
manner of substances. Mary McCarthy is his former partner with debts to the mob
and questionable moral fibre. Everyone else is either a gangster, on the take
or a weird insect-costumed pervert with the exception of Happy and Hayley of
course. Despite all this though, you end up fully invested in Nick as he comes
to terms with his new-found daughter, his old relationships and the fact that
basically everyone is trying to kill him for a password he may or may not have.
The outcome is a shitstorm of bullets and weirdness that you just have to ride
out to its very satisfying conclusion.
Happy
himself steals the unicorn's share of the good scenes though. Maintaining a
relentlessly chipper attitude while Sax trollies around New York's criminal
underworld being a relentless shitbag is just comic relief enough to keep
everything balanced. There's a very real danger of it becoming too much, too
cloyingly sentimental, but this is Grant Morrison so in never veers very far
away from being crazy. If you can't corrupt your daughter's imaginary friend by
getting to help you cheat in a card game for money and guns and accidentally
give it a snout full of cocaine while you're at it, can you really say you're fully
exploring the character? Similarly, Smoothie (who sounds like another cartoon
friend but is actually the resident deranged professional torture expert) is a
sadistic, creepy little bastard, but is also kind of likeable in an odd way and
ushers in one of the best sight gags from the entire series that I won't spoil
for you but had me clapping like a seal full of MDMA.
If
your bag is grown women arguing with each other like bickering school children
about whose husband is in jail for the worst financial crime or coming to
fisticuffs over who got invited to the wrong party and is now acting shady, I
suggest you Happy may not be for you. If you believe that the winner of a
televised talent show hasn't been manufactured from moment one, scripted,
dressed and squeezed into a mould by money-hungry business people, I suggest
you should probably not have power of attorney over your own phone bill. If you
truly think that the denizens of the richest suburbs of London genuinely talk
to one another in small, camera-friendly clumps and always arrive at a
restaurant, cafe or party at exactly the right moment to overhear the terrible
secret that they should be the last person in the world to find out about,
without the intervention of a raft of scriptwriters and directors, may I
suggest a lobotomy. Otherwise, get Happy! in your eyeballs, you're in for a
treat.
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